goofy selfie depository

so this is the kind of grotesqueness you'd see if i ever dared to snapchat:

                                    first of all, let me tell ya, coughing photos are the worst.  ever wonder what you really look like when you're having a coughing fit?   OMG, it's just awful!!!!! a video would be one thing, but a still shot?  oh my.  the horrid loss of control of all facial muscles, the look of pain... 

                                                       and to prove my point:

                                               ok this next one reminds me of an inside joke, had to be there, that goes like this:  (spoken in a deep voice, your voice booming inside your cupped hand which is placed over the hearer's ear, and you must make icky chewing sounds while you make it to make the person insane:)  "once there was a dog...who had a bone....and he began to KNAWWWW...and he KNAAAWWWWed, and he KNAAAAAWWWWed, and he KNAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWed.   (ok, like i said, you had to be there)
                                                       

and this next one, i have no caption for this.

           so there goes my chance of ever being taken seriously as an adult, forevermore.  oh well.

                  but there's hope!!  yes, i shall now try to redeem myself, to restore faith that i am not as far-gone into the loony tank as i may seem at times, here are a couple normal-ish selfies.

and that is all.  

(my poor kids have the weirdest mom EV-ER, seriously...)