How to Give Your Dog a Bath

Step 1: Get the Animal into the Tub.

Say:

a. "C'mon, poochie-woochie, let's get in the tubby-wubby, my cutie-patootie..."

or,

b. "Get in the tub, you beast."

or...

c. Roll up your sleeves, put on shorts and prepare to get wet.

2. Douse your animal with water.

3. Lather...

4. Rinse...

5. Brush and groom your cutie patootie..

6. Towel Dry...

...and RELEASE!!!

Mission Accomplished.

Photo Credits: Sam.