Santa baby
forgot to mention one little thing
a six-string
not the kind you lace in your shoes
but to sing
so hurry down the chimney tonight!!!
p.s. just a hypothetical question: ever have the horrible experience of accidentally passing gas in a very large store whilst surrounded by tons of other customers? what to do? do you: A, raise your hand and proudly call out, "yep, that was me! I did it!!" or...B, do you plug your nose and say, "EEEWWWWW, who cut the cheese???" OR..option C...do you quickly sneak away and let the other lady customers silently blame each other for the monstrous, pungently garlicky odor????
ha, ha, this is just hypothetical, of course, but...I chose C!!!
(and i blog this stuff because.......why not? i have nothing to lose anymore!!!)
