helpful hint (DO NOT!!)

helpful hint:  if you happen to share a kitchen with another adult, you will save yourself some misery (and a broken nose) if you follow this one important helpful hint:
DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, DO NOT attempt to change your roommate's carefully-planned, highly-tuned system of organizing the shelf of plastic leftover containers. DO NOT. NOT. DO NOT try to shove all the pots & pans in there and move the plastic sandwich meat containers elsewhere when person A is at work and go on with life, humming zip-a-dee-doo-dah- as if nothing's happened.  DO NOT!  just sayin. ahhh, (deep breath) there. i'm ok now.